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2023 Mercedes-Benz S580 – The Benchmark For A Reason

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Simply saying the name tells you everything you need to know. This car has stood as the benchmark for luxury and technology for decades – but now with the rapid advancements in technology does the S-Class still stand atop the heap?

Driving Impressions

Ahh it’s good to be back behind the wheel of an S-Class

When I was 16 I had my first real job as a lot attendant at a luxury car dealership and the Porsches and BMWs were cool and sporty, but then I drove my first S-Class and I was blown away


The beauty of the S-Class isn’t derived from sporty aggression – though this S580 boasts a very healthy 4.0TT V8 making 496 hp and 516 lbft. No, the power in the S Class is simply a tool to ease your mind that you have adequate power to deal with whatever the uncivilized world has to throw at you. The beauty of the S-Class is in the ride…


We talk a lot on this channel about V8s and 0-60 and limit handling, but behind the wheel of this car I don’t really care about those things

There’s an energy behind this steering wheel that gently reminds you that life is filled with many such nonsensical frivolities – but here, in your S-Class you are insulated and cocooned from all that riff raff

…An yet….0-60 is still done in 4.4 seconds and it does have a sport mode so it’s not like it’s a slouch…

True elegance is in having power but showing restraint

But honestly, if you’re flooring the car you’re missing the point. The ride here on this car is genuinely something you have to feel to understand. You of course have adaptive, and you can get the magical e-active body control, and the damping is so sophisticated that it’s hard to describe without sounding pretentious…so i’ll just say it’s really dam good


There’s a sense of serenity or peace of mind in the cabin here

Your cardiologist would recommend this car because my heart rate is down like 10 BPM

Another thing that helps put you at ease is knowing you’ve got AWD as standard across the range

AND you can have a rear steer module which will reduce your turning circle to that of the A-Class

So handling places like parking lots just got a lot easier

And it also helps the car feel more stable at higher speeds
So the S580 HAS big power but never boasts about it

It’s got a wonderfully smooth transmission

It’s got incredibly light steering and with the rear steer equipped it feels as light and agile as a car 2 feet shorter and 1000 lbs lighter

But my two favorite things are the pillowy, old school luxury ride

AND the cabin isolation here – this is closer to Rolls Royce than ever before…but with that, let’s step outside and talk finer details

Exterior & Design


I’m always so glad when i get a chance to drive an S-Class – there’s just something about the big, long luxury sedans that still tugs on me

It just goes about being an incredible car without the need to be showy about it…a point well illustrated by the design
Now i will say this is a more jazzy spec with the matching black wheels to the Obsidian black paint

But even still the design isn’t wild or flashy

It doesn’t have dramatic grilles or vents

It’s just kind of a handsome sedan

You do have some details, though lie your triple LED headlights

To signify it is in fact an S-Class and not a C or E

You have an actual 3 pointed star hood ornament which fits the personality well here

And the lower valence is the most aggressive piece of the design

And it looks strong while still retaining a dignified look

And then as we get to the profile I really start to appreciate the wheels

The spokes match the paint

While the outer rim matches the chrome brightwork around the body accents like door handles and window treatments

And speaking of door handles the recess into the door when the car is locked or driving

They’re an electronic release similar to a lot of things we’ve tested recently

And the rear is understatedly handsome

You’ve got a subtle modled lip spoiler

You’ve got some tail lights

And you have dual exhaust with chrome tips

I don’t really like chrome in general but it works really well here

So from a design perspective there’s probably not a lot of kids with S580 posters in their bedroom but that’s kind of the point, but the show gets a lot more exciting inside

Interior & Features

Ahh the interior of the latest S-Class – this is where you can see your money went to work for you.

First, let’s talk about the design

It’s a very modern and minimal aesthetic 

The new steering wheel takes a gothic inspiration and the passenger side dash is essentially a sheet of lacquered carbon fiber rimmed in Ambient light and a plethora of air vents

There are 8 air vents and seemingly unlimited ambient lighting options

There are a million colors

There are multitone preset themes

There are moods where the lights will subtly dance and change colors for you

And they’ll even signal pertinent information like climate changes and where they’re happening

I mean, this is another level of ambient lighting that I haven’t seen anywhere

You have a big 12 inch digital gauge cluster and then an even bigger center screen

And the center screen seems to just grow out of the gloss black center console area

And of course it’s running the latest MBUX software which web’ve talked about a lot before and is exceptional

This car gets rid of the touchpad on the center console and also moves the climate controls into the touch screen for a cleaner more minimal look

But the climate functions are always on screen and in the same place so i didn’t have a single problem with it

Just under your climate functions you have a little black square

This reads your finger print for your customized driver profile

Your technology doesn’t stop there of course

Youve got wireless ACP and AA

You’re got amazing 360 cameras

You’ve got Augmented reality navigation and HUD

AND you have a built in dash cam which uses the 360 cameras to keep your car safe

And then we talk about things like the materials and build

All it takes is a simple look at the seats

You’ve got really rich leather

It’s dramatically quilted

It’s heated, cooled ot massages you

AND there’s a new automatic seat positioning thing

Where you tell the car how tall you are and it auto adjusts to your ideal driving position – pretty cool

But let’s talk about the rear

The seats are really spacious in legroom and headroom

The front seats get a nice pano roof and the rear seats get their own sunroof

You’ve also got controls for your window and rear glass shades

And can we appreciate the beautiful burmester speaker covers here

And then finally the trunk – it’s huge and it’s deep and it’s really practical
So no surprise the interior here is packed with impressive technology, but its rolled out in a way that makes sense and adds a feeling of special-ness to the car that you just dont really get anywhere else. 

It’s super nice

It’s comfy

And it’s spacious

So lets get into the final thoughts

Conclusion


So the Mercedes-Benz S580. This one with the black wheels and the V8 and all the awesome interior trimmings comes in at about $131,000 – and that’s a LOT of money, but this is a LOT of car

You’re not getting a luxury driving experience like this unless you go up to a Rolls Royce and then we’re talking double or triple the money

I’ve really enjoyed my time with the S580 so thanks to my friends at Mercedes of Milwaukee for letting me have a go

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